If you happened to visit the Marikina City Sports Center and have to respond to the call of nature, chances are you’d have to use a public utility. And you’d have to take out your spare two peso coins from your purse as service charge. There’s a person waiting in front for your payment.
What a life! In these days, a peso isn’t enough to let you relieve yourself. (Note: The words IHI and DUMI mean urine and stool, respectively.)
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